What da hell?

Ok before you start.... this is not pastor di....this is dianne the mother of CHRIS....I cannot stand my child....lol

I am 49 years old and I have never had certain experiences and now I am about to have a heart attack.....

I am moving....I was trying to get organized... get stuff washed up and packed.  

out of the kindness of my heart I see a sack of stuff in the hallway by his room looks like my towels so I decide to wash them.   

I went to take the towels out of the washer and put them in the dryer and low and behold I feel something cold not fabric , plastic.  IT was a damn used condom....the ******* is walking in the door i am ready to cuss his ass out right now.... I will not.

back to my story I have never in my entire life touched a condom.....I have seen them but never touched one.......yuck...I am about to barf thinking about my nasty ass 23 year old horney ass...2 children having.... freaky....having more sex than me in my entire life son...having a condom wrapped up in my towels.  i will never used my towels again. 

I am packing all that stuff up sending it with him wherever he goes... Oh my doggone......I am not going to have a good day....this has messed me up for life.......I touched a condomed that my dumb ass kid used .....nasty ass.

Lawd ham mercy on me!

Awwwww Dianne,
At least it had already gone through the wash....

Kim,

girl I was just outdoned and it was like finding a bug, a dead mice or something....yuck I dont think I have ever touched a condom box or package or anything...dayum I guess I still have some innocence some where tucked away.   Shiottttttt!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry "Dianne" but THAT WAS FUNNY!!

I know , I know I laughed my self and thought at least the little nasty fool is using them.   but why did I have to touch that mickey fickey.   too much!

  <------- sorry but I am with VV - I am giggling too!!!!!

hell - coulda been worse - you coulda picked that bad boy up 'juicy' BEFORE the wash!!!!! 

Girl, Girl, Girl,   I would have died  and gone straight to heaven.....Lawdy......know if this is the big bang for our departing as son and mother living together.....it was a big one.  I  am still quivering on the inside.   Nasty.....

I remember my then '18", who was about to graduate from high school left a condom in MY bathroom, in my bedroom . 

I gave him two alternatives (a) move out and get your own place when he graduated from high school or (b) go to college/military. There was only going to be two people screwing in the house my hubby or me. He graduated from high school in 2005 moved in with my mother and later went off to college, which is where he is NOW.

Well, I should be happy that after to kids....he is finally remembering to wrap it up......I know that crazy girl want to bring stinky pete II. in the world but thank God he is doing what he do but can we discard them properly......and that is the icing on the cake .....Naw Mama I'm not having sex in your house!   I am glad I was not stupid enough to believe that.  I am not going to even tell him about this ....until one of those most embarrassing moments.  when it works out for me.

"dianne"...i know i shouldn't be laughing....................................but...................................  ...........(I'm gonna pray as soon as I compose myself).......................